Offline Influencers

Plot: A millionaire influencer, Olga Malinovskaya, and her equally high-profile husband David suddenly find themselves not trending, but stuck in a village — under house arrest for tax evasion. No internet, just ankle monitors. Out here, there’s no Wi-Fi and definitely no vibe: instead of likes, they get beatdowns from the locals; instead of content — escape attempts, bulls, and tractors. The plan: flee to Belarus, then make it to Mexico. Reality: injuries, electric shocks, gas leaks… and a bull named Borka. While their followers grow bored, the investigator gives them an ultimatum: if the villagers write positive character references, they’ll be allowed back to their apartment. The only problem is — how do you get a “like” from Uncle Kuznets the blacksmith when you secretly siphoned off his internet with an extension cord in the middle of the night?