Straight or Gay?

Plot: I'm a discerning old perv. I always manage to find hot studs and, before you know it, they have a dick in their mouth, or up their ass, or both! Now a lot of people ask me if these guys are really straight. My answer is always the same, "I'm not really sure." The excuses these guys use for all the gay sex are sometimes convincing, such as "in order to pay a lawyer to stay out of jail." Other times, you just have to wonder. Danny Luca professed to be doing a scene once in order to buy a new pair of sneakers. Granted, they were a thousand dollar pair of sneakers, but still! You'd think most truly straight guys would rather wear old sneakers than fuck another dude in the butt. Well, maybe they are just a little bi, or maybe they are gay, or maybe their little stories are true. I'll let y'all decide.