Ophelia Learns To Swim

Plot: A comedy about a wimpy bimbo conflicted about her loyalty to a group of broke environmental Superheroines (The Broom Witch, The Librarian, Mother Nature, The Chocolatier) versus their wealthy villainous counterparts (Virginia Svelte, Cosmetic Chick, Bitch-on-Wheels and The Doucher) who run an advertising agency that promotes carcinogenic products for women.